Headlines from the year 2029

If you think David Letterman's lists of 10 are intriguing, try considering these headlines that we just might see some quarter century down the road.

Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, Mexifornia, formally known as California .

White minorities still trying to have English recognized as Mexifornia's third language .

Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops and livestock .

Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.

Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.

Last remaining Fundamentalist Muslim dies in the American Territory of the Middle East (formerly known as Iran , Syria , Afghanistan , and Lebanon ).

Iraq still closed off - Physicists estimate it will take at least 10 more years before radioactivity decreases to safe levels.

France pleads for global help after being taken over by Jamaica.

Castro finally dies at age 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported legally, but President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.

Florida voters still having trouble with voting machines.

What headlines can you conceive for the year 2029? What headlines will pertain to trucking or transportation intermediaries?Send your headlines for the next issue of transportation/logistics business insider.